Chester Baker


"They're lying to you. The history classes, the teachers - - they're all wrong."

"How do you know?" I inquired.

"I wrote your history book." He lit another cigarette. "I know all the lies. You know only the lies. I know the truth."

"Okay...if you wrote the book, then answer me this: If Franklin Delano Roosevelt wasn't the greatest President of all time, then who was?"

"Chester Baker."

"Who?"

He just turned and walked away, laughing.



( FIN. )